Monday March 27, 2023 | I wrote this in 2008

Originally written on: July 22, 2008 

Re-edited on: August  21, 2008 

Written by: PW 

 

 

One night my sister, her husband and kids were on their back porch watching her gray tabby when suddenly the gray kitten ran around to the front and across the street.  Their kids ran after and then their mother ran frantically after them. The gray tabby got run over and became a flat cat.  The three of them started crying their eyes out.  Their 7 year old daughter was frantic and the 8 almost 9 year old was crying too.  Then there was a gray cloud that came above them and my face appeared and said, “I told you so! You should have had him neutered.”  Then I pointed my finger and turned my sister into a cow, and my niece and nephew into cute little pink pigs.  Then mom turned into the driveway and almost had a BF.  The car came to a stop and she got out and said, “Turn your sister back from a cow and your niece and nephew back from a pig now!”   “Wow mom” I said, “I tried reversing the spell but nothing seems to happen.”    “Well, I’ll try again.” I said.  I pointed my finger and this is what happened.  A cheese pizza appeared.  Gerard drove up and said where’s Karin.  “Uh”  I started to say and pointed my finger and she turned from a cow to a horse. “You’re looking at her.”    “Oh crap!” Gerard exclaimed.  Several cars passed and then finally two cars pulled into the driveway.  Three guys got out of the first one and two guys got out of the one behind it.  I ran around to the back and this guy ran after me.  The youngest guy looked at the horse and two little pigs and wondered what happened.  “And you are?” Gerard asked him.  “I’m Joe.” He told him, “And this is Danny,  Jordan, Jonathan and Donnie. Donnie ran around to the back after someone.    

Around house, I sat down on the bench and Donnie walked up.  In tear filled eyes, told him how I turned my sister into a cow and then a horse.  Then I turned my niece and nephew into pigs.  “But why? How?” Donnie asked me.   “OMG!”  I said as my face fell into my hands.  Donnie pulled me in to hug me.  He hugged me for what seemed like one hour until someone came around the back and saw us.  “My daughter has super natural powers and she turned her sister into a cow and then her niece and nephew into pigs. We don’t know why she did what she did.”  Becky said to Donnie.  “Mom, don’t put words in my mouth!” I told her, “Or I’ll turn you into….” I started to say.  “Or you’ll turn me into what?” Becky asked.  When I said that Donnie sensed something was wrong.  Donnie motioned for me to come with him.  We walked around to the front to his car.   “What happened, Donnie?” Joe asked as he grabbed Pamela by her butt almost making her fall.  I laughed it off and pretty soon I had everyone cracking up.  “Joe, would you like to have me or just my butt?” I joked to him.  By then everyone started rolling on the ground laughing.  “Pamela, I would like to get you as my girlfriend?” Joe said.  “Sorry, Joe.” I told him, “I don’t think your wife will appreciate me stealing you away from her.”   “I don’t care, Pamela.” Joe said to me.   “Joe,” I told him, “Well, you should just pretend to care.” I joked to him.  “I love Donnie not you.” I added to Joe.    “Ok, Donnie he’s your friend – you tell him.”  I said.   “You just did.” Donnie told me.  “I did not!” I told Donnie.  “You did so.” Donnie said almost yelling.  Just then I started to run and Donnie grabbed me by my arm.  “ow! Donnie that hurt.” I told him.  “Sorry, Pamela. I didn’t mean to.” Donnie said pulling me into a hug.   

Then Donnie opened his car door for me and I slid into the front seat and then he got in.