I am starting to think that single women who are 49 years old will get in trouble with their parents if they are caught with a man in their apartment. But Jason's mother has probably been telling him that it is not kosher for a 49yro single woman like me or a 50yro single man like Jason to be spending the night with each other. Not that we would. But if he did spend the night, I would not tell my mother that he spend the night at my apartment yes, again. When Jason spent the night that first time, felt like a teenager when her mother is about to walk in on her and her friend boy. After my Father said, "That is not kosher". Now I feel that everything is not Kosher! "Hey, Dad! Pickles are kosher pickles. I am not a pickle!" What now? Are they waiting for me to go through menopause so I won't be able to do that thing where you are and then get pregnant? Nope, I am not interested. I don't want to spread selective mutism around. Although it probably wouldn't have selective mutism. It would probably be normal. But if a 50-year-old were to have a baby, the kid would probably be Down syndrome. And no I am not making fun of them. I was trying to explain that if a 50 or 60-year-old had a baby, it would probably be Down Syndrome, okay.
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